You could be downloading porn or something right now, but evidently you've chosen to waste your time at the GHZ instead. If that is your sincere wish, then you should at least be aware that The Green Hill Zone has moved! Kind of, anyway. Please redirect your bookmarks and/or links to:

I mean, you don't have to. You can keep coming back to this page for the rest of your life if you like, but there will never be anything to see except that ad banner. But if you'd rather be at The GHZ than downloading nekkid boobies, you obviously have skewed priorities anyway.