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| Finally: A Rant
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Feb.19,1999
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Strange thing in video games. I'll just go over some I've noticed.
1. Contra: No faces. At all. No enemy has a face, and in every Contra I've played, the hereos never have a face. It is just one color with maybe a bandana.
2. Final Fantasy Tactics: No noses. Why doesn't anyone have a nose in that game? Would have been so had to draw a nose on the picture? Correction, the people don't have noses. Everyone else does.
3. Zelda The Ocarina of Time: Freaky noses. Tons of people have really huge noses in that game. It is scary to see a nose that is half the size of someone's head.
4. Donkey Kong: Is it me, or does he act stupider in each progressive game he is in. His noises are horrible!
5. Vector Man: He is made of balls that aren't even attached to each other.
6. Alpha Centauri: A fun game. I recommend it.
7. All Adventure games: Why do they always start out in a grassland area? Sonic did for the countless ones of that series, Mario games started out on a green area in all but Mario Land 2 for the Gameboy, and the only one to really buck the trend was Donkey Kong Country 2, which started in a ship. That's originality.
8. Donkey Kong Country 2: Probably one of the best games I have and ever will play. It still looks cool, even today.
8. Lufia 2: What's the deal with the glitches in that game. I wonder if you could fix those with some liberal Rom Hacking. I finally bought the cartridge on EBay too. Yeah!
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